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Reading, PA
A city that was once beautiful and prosperous. Now it's a corrupt, dirty, and ghetto shithole infested by racial card-playing gangstas from New Jersey and the Bronx. Anyone sensible enough to realize how terrible it is has fled to the much safer suburbs.
The Mafia actually ran Reading much better than officials do, and now the city is on the verge of bankruptcy due to irresponsible budgeting.
Random facts about Reading:
The unemployment rate is 14.7% (as of July 2010).
Approximately 35% of the population lives below the poverty line.
The city is famous for it's rail transport. You'll even find that the Reading Railroad is a property in Monopoly. Sadly, it went bankrupt in the 1970s. Nowadays, the stations are empty and abandoned and many tracks go unused.
The city is infamous for corruption. The latest scandal involves Mayor McMahan illegally borrowing $11.5 million from the city sewer fund.
It's generally said that almost everyone who has to deal with the city hates it.
The Mafia actually ran Reading much better than officials do, and now the city is on the verge of bankruptcy due to irresponsible budgeting.
Random facts about Reading:
The unemployment rate is 14.7% (as of July 2010).
Approximately 35% of the population lives below the poverty line.
The city is famous for it's rail transport. You'll even find that the Reading Railroad is a property in Monopoly. Sadly, it went bankrupt in the 1970s. Nowadays, the stations are empty and abandoned and many tracks go unused.
The city is infamous for corruption. The latest scandal involves Mayor McMahan illegally borrowing $11.5 million from the city sewer fund.
It's generally said that almost everyone who has to deal with the city hates it.
Welcome to Reading, PA: the Little Bronx! Just a heads up, though, there's no Little Manhattan next to it...
Reading, PA by Eviltaco64 July 7, 2010
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readonding
readonding by Hitter1015 March 17, 2011
readicide
''Read-i-cide: noun, the systematic killing of the love of reading, often exacerbated by the inane, mind-numbing practices found in schools''
Kelly Gallagher
Kelly Gallagher
Readicide has longlasting ramifications beyond the school years.
In this massive attempt to prepare all kids for college and the workforce, a readicide curriculum actually sets them back.
In this massive attempt to prepare all kids for college and the workforce, a readicide curriculum actually sets them back.
ready to roll
Being the Up most savage in the room , the point In the night where u are no longer sober and are capable of running threw a brick wall with a giraffe on your back like a stealth bomber
Killed your 30th vodka red bull at 1130 pm and you put a giraffe on your back and send it straight for the the brick wall at this moment your a stealth bomber “ready to roll”
ready to roll by Trizzology July 16, 2020
Reading Allergy
Reading Allergy is a common phenomenon. This is not associated with Dyslexia.
Someone has Reading Allergy when they refuse to read, lacks the energy to, pulls fast conclusions, reads little & bases their opinion on lack of research, or refuses to read a post that says ''please read the entirely before commenting.'' Sometimes they even make things up that completely deviate from the writing, and ignore the OP's specifications.
Examples;
1.
''Wasn't this person involved in some kind of controversy?''
Comment thread; ''Oh no! That was resolved. provides info''
Reading Allergic: ''Oh my god. They are such a curse word person! I didn't know.''
''Did you read the discussion just now?''
2.
''Hi! I'm looking for commissions in this kind of specific art style, my maximum budget is low budget. Please do not send me direct messages! I'll block you if you don't read my post.''
The Reading Allergic person; ''Hi this is my art example, very different art style than requested prices start from above OP's budget I send you a direct message.''
3.
''My sister's kids are great, I don't mind spending time with them.''
Single parent: Hey, would you mind picking up my kids at 10pm?
''What for?''
Single parent: What? To babysit them of course.
Someone has Reading Allergy when they refuse to read, lacks the energy to, pulls fast conclusions, reads little & bases their opinion on lack of research, or refuses to read a post that says ''please read the entirely before commenting.'' Sometimes they even make things up that completely deviate from the writing, and ignore the OP's specifications.
Examples;
1.
''Wasn't this person involved in some kind of controversy?''
Comment thread; ''Oh no! That was resolved. provides info''
Reading Allergic: ''Oh my god. They are such a curse word person! I didn't know.''
''Did you read the discussion just now?''
2.
''Hi! I'm looking for commissions in this kind of specific art style, my maximum budget is low budget. Please do not send me direct messages! I'll block you if you don't read my post.''
The Reading Allergic person; ''Hi this is my art example, very different art style than requested prices start from above OP's budget I send you a direct message.''
3.
''My sister's kids are great, I don't mind spending time with them.''
Single parent: Hey, would you mind picking up my kids at 10pm?
''What for?''
Single parent: What? To babysit them of course.
''My mom has reading allergy, he somehow thinks that all things I write are about him.''
''Do all these people commenting on my posts have reading allergy? Why else would they pull such diverted conclusions?''
''So I was looking for commissions, and once again about ten people with reading allergy commented, completely ignoring my specific questions.''
''I'm starting to think some people naturally can't read or take stuff in proper context, it's like they have a reading allergy for common sense.''
''My teacher seems to forget certain notes I made about my problem. Do you think she's allergic to reading?''
''Do all these people commenting on my posts have reading allergy? Why else would they pull such diverted conclusions?''
''So I was looking for commissions, and once again about ten people with reading allergy commented, completely ignoring my specific questions.''
''I'm starting to think some people naturally can't read or take stuff in proper context, it's like they have a reading allergy for common sense.''
''My teacher seems to forget certain notes I made about my problem. Do you think she's allergic to reading?''
Reading Allergy by ZeroParanoia March 18, 2021
Ready ready strawberry
When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.
Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.
Ready ready strawberry by Peter Rooter June 3, 2023