Prepearing the thanksgiving feast

The act of having sex with a turkey that has been prepared for consumption, could also be said as stuffing the turkey.

Last night I was prepearing the thanksgiving feast when my mom walked in and called the police on me, now I'm on probation.

by WalterTar November 25, 2024

perpendicularize

when something crosses over itself

on occasion, people things and ideas can get stuck in a never ending time loop, as time has proven to perpendicularize itself on occasion

by paytwenty January 20, 2025

Perpentous

Constantly bad, or clever

The Perpentous hipster was known for the crimes.

by whimsicalflyingfish February 2, 2025

Presentator

A presenter who is also a bit of a potato

The presentation was okay, but the guy delivering it was a bit of a presentator

by BlobRainbow February 14, 2025

Present

Can I be present in the moment?

Hym "Um... YEAH, dipshit. That's one of the modes. I mean, it- What are you even talking about? It isn't even the best mode! I'm using it now! While I write! That is what the mode is for! You are doing that wrong. Present mode (Fully embodied self/FES) is got DOING things, Ham Sarris. It's for like, slanging weiner and shit. Why would I use FES all the time? That's why I think you don't have thoughts in your head. I use it while I'm writing and oscillate between THAT and Internal Dialogue mode to make these. Then there is Scenario Visualization mode. And then there is the Autopilot. That's for remedial, repetitive task. And I use the autopilot in conjunction with both Visualization and Dialogue modes. It also doesn't require cognition AT ALL. Like, my walk to work last night was almost entirely autopilot. I literally don't even remember most of the trip. But my autopilot is ALSO fucked right now because of this brain shit I got going on. But nah, there's nothing good about present mode. Present mode is dodshit. Hyperfocus mode or bust. But hyper focus is strenuous. Which is why I usually only play games in like 1-2 hour long bursts. What am I going to do? Go outside and look at a bird? Fuck present mode."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

prehensitology

A religion where followers worship women's big luscious tails.

I'm a follower of prehensitology. Them tiefling and furry girls got a hold on me.

by FiveShiftOne April 13, 2025

Perpendicular game

I'm not playing. You only want to play because you know you can't do anything more.

Hym Iam "I'm still not playing the Perpendicular game. Loss avoidance isn't victory for you and this is just the thing I said it was initially. You haven't won anything. You are never going to DO anything, actually. And as long as you can continue to be rewarded for being a do-nothing, why even pretend to be competing? Who are you trying to fool? You have to know that you are never going to convince ME (of all people) that you've done anything more than pretend I wasn't right initially, convince others to lie, and sweep the corpses under the rug. Who are you pretending for? Unless proving I was right was the victory for you. In which case, I already did it. I did it the second I slammed my fist on the table and again the second Randall showed up."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2026