the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.
"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"
by Dogvideo September 24, 2022
by Julia’s imaginary friends March 29, 2019
An anal popcorn is an anus that has a kernel/std in it that popped when you put it in the microwave. Once it’s been popped you can eat it steamed, fried, boiled, etc.
by Banana Anal September 09, 2022
This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 04, 2024
Is a passenger that is on a plane that once they sit down, they stand up every two seconds. This is in particular when they get one item and one item only from their carryon item that is stowed in the overhead bin.
This flight is full of popcorn passengers getting thing’s from the overhead compartment, I wish they would just sit down.
by Gert Barr April 01, 2021
by Researcher135 July 21, 2017
by Ameliamarch1 July 03, 2017