Choke and poke

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.
Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.
by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020
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Poke Action

The act of administering a very thorough penial slanging.

(Used only when speaking of giving or receiving a good fuck)

Hot Passion P.W.P.
That bitch is bad...she can most definitely get some poke action!

Man...you wouldn't believe the poke action I handed out last night!
by Ramondos February 26, 2008
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poke relationship

when two people share a relationship which degraded straight down to giving and recieving pokes in facebook.
Person 1: "Hey how's everything going with that girl u met in France?"
Person 2: "It all came down from an open relationship to a poke relationship"
by Esteban.Arias93 July 24, 2011
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fish poke

to poke a girl in her ass, generally to her enjoyment.
last night I was massaging Naomi's ass and I was spreading her cheeks, and she was just craving a good fish poke, so I gave it to her. And she said "oooooooooo".

For origins of this term, please refer to the Dutch version of the "Barbie girl" song, it is at the very end.
by fishpoker May 04, 2009
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poke-a-diddle

A specific type of poke where everytime you poke someone you have to say Poke-a-diddle!
by princesscorty July 23, 2010
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poking on face

when you "poke" someone you are saying that you wanna have sex with them
"yeah, we were poking on facebook"
"you really think he wants too fuck you?"
"yeah deffinitely!"
by kriskins February 14, 2009
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poke with fish

in cherokee culture, the way of mating....no seriously. im not kidding. go look it up on google or something. and YES that is how u can have sex. dont believe me? go poke somebody with a fish and see what happens! yeah see, you dont wantndo it. thats cuz your afraid im right! ha-ha-freakin-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway what im trying to say is, dont poke people with fish. it could have disastrous consequences. however, feel free to poke yourself w a fish, cuz i want 2 know what would happen
1.
boy: hey look a trout. maybe i'll poke with fish.
girl: get that freakin thing away from me! u ain't my baby daddy!
boy:(pokes anyway, cuz hes a total ass)
girl: crap. thats the third time this week.
(camera zooms out and we see 3 babies sitting around her)
girl: i cannot believe you just freaking fish-raped me!
2.
go poke urself with a fish! i hate u!!!
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