Grunge Poke

fingering one's partner with intent to damage the innards.

"After Valerie was grunge pokeed she bled anally for six weeks"

by Queer42 March 3, 2009

poke-dorkie

Someone who is a open cyberstalker on facebook (under either their true or false name).

Their actions are meant in either a romantic or malicious way, depending on the state of the relationship in real life.

"I've got multiple poke-dorkies on my case at the moment - think I'm gonna give facebook a miss"

by The Mama with the Quan December 25, 2007

poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.

Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.

by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011

fish poke

to poke a girl in her ass, generally to her enjoyment.

last night I was massaging Naomi's ass and I was spreading her cheeks, and she was just craving a good fish poke, so I gave it to her. And she said "oooooooooo".

For origins of this term, please refer to the Dutch version of the "Barbie girl" song, it is at the very end.

by fishpoker May 4, 2009

poke-a-diddle

A specific type of poke where everytime you poke someone you have to say Poke-a-diddle!

Me: *pokes someone* Poke-a-diddle!!!

by princesscorty July 24, 2010

poking on face

when you "poke" someone you are saying that you wanna have sex with them

"yeah, we were poking on facebook"
"you really think he wants too fuck you?"
"yeah deffinitely!"

by kriskins February 14, 2009

poke with fish

in cherokee culture, the way of mating....no seriously. im not kidding. go look it up on google or something. and YES that is how u can have sex. dont believe me? go poke somebody with a fish and see what happens! yeah see, you dont wantndo it. thats cuz your afraid im right! ha-ha-freakin-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway what im trying to say is, dont poke people with fish. it could have disastrous consequences. however, feel free to poke yourself w a fish, cuz i want 2 know what would happen

1.
boy: hey look a trout. maybe i'll poke with fish.
girl: get that freakin thing away from me! u ain't my baby daddy!
boy:(pokes anyway, cuz hes a total ass)
girl: crap. thats the third time this week.
(camera zooms out and we see 3 babies sitting around her)
girl: i cannot believe you just freaking fish-raped me!
2.
go poke urself with a fish! i hate u!!!

by thecoolestfreakinpersonever June 30, 2008