Plumbs

The dense, floury blobs that form in baked goods, such as banana bread, when one did not mix the batter like they meant it.

Plumbs are often caused by under-stirring, overconfidence, or existential flour rebellion.

The term plumbs was historically coined by a well-meaning, Italian, who, in a moment of pure linguistic jazz, confused lumps with plumbs while trying to describe the unfortunate texture of his banana bread.

“Stefano, there are plumbs in it! Not plumbs. Lumbs? You know — the batter didn't mix!!”

“This banana bread has plumbs the size of Italian balls. Stir it more furiously next time!”

“He said they were chocolate chips. I was foolish by trusting him. The moment my teeth hit plumbs, flour was exploding in my mouth.”

by Nina Singapur October 19, 2025

Willis Plumber

A very small limp penis (chode) often inserted into the exposed ass of a plumber.

DAMN BRO
he had such a plumber crack i could have gone Willis Plumber on that ass!

by T-Bone Steak December 15, 2008

Plucking Plumbs

An american english derrived turn of phrase , spoken with a britsh accent to state the fact that your friend, or your friends' friend is oxymoronically "fucking dumb"

I must say joe that rose of yours isn't the brightest in the box. She acts like shes Plucking Plumbs

by jessejames'boi September 17, 2010

Golden Plumbing

The sexual act of having a 69 while on the toilet.

Logan was bored on tuesday night so he called Alicia over and they fixed Logan's Golden Plumbing.

by ({})({})96 April 3, 2011

Thumb Plumb

A thumb plumb is when there is a lump of shit left on the thumb after thumbing an arse.

Holy shit, you should have seen the size of the thumb plumb she left.

by Biggaybear April 2, 2013

Midtown Plumber

The act of being jerked off into a sink with the wooden handle of a plunger in your ass.

After getting the toilet unclogged, he decided to give his buddy a midtown plumber.

by Brack Friday November 4, 2015

Cheesy Plumber

The act of plumbing someone's anus while the person being fucks defacates on your penis

I gave your mom a cheesy plumber yesterday. Fucking amazing bro!

by Saladass6969 August 14, 2016