House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''
by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023
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Plant Killer

Someone who repeatedly kills plants through negligence and incompetence.
Anyone - Nabs fam, can you watch my plants for me when I'm away?
Nabs - Yeah course fam, anytime.
Anyone - *Returns* Fam why all my plants dead?
Nabs - Ahh I couldn't reach them
Anyone - That's cold, your sick, fucking plant killer
by Olli88 January 29, 2022
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Zoe plant

Zoe plant is the dick eater of dick eaters, this girl known for biting full grown men for no fucking reason and making them hella uncomfortable. Maybe she'll even bite ya dick off, Say Goodbye. HOF biter and HOF emasculation, Say Goodbye.
by SayGoodbye. May 20, 2025
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Kristen Plant

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.
Lizzo is such a Kristen Plant.
by that ho December 19, 2023
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Ohio Plant

Another term used for marijuana or weed.
Person 1: Damn I’m hella stressed
Person 2: Nigga you need that Ohio plant

By Drake and Joanna
by NiggaOnPlant October 18, 2023
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House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.
That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.
by papitx June 07, 2021
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