pipe master tony

Pipe master tony is a person who sucks dick for crack money. He is also known for his very dry chaped lips and crusty ass hands. Pipe master is also known to carry all types of disease and is very loud. Pipe meaning both crack pipe and penis.

Yo is that pipe master tony
Yeah it is, don't let him near your pipe

by Michael dobson December 24, 2007

Pipe Sniper

Invented by a military man named Terry Miles in 2008. Used to describe a closet homo sexual. That likes to look at other peoples penis, from a distance in the locker room. As not to be caught in the act. Much like a Sniper does.

"I caught Joe looking at my junk out of the corner of my eye again. He's such a Pipe Sniper"

by SPC Miles February 5, 2010

phineas your ferb

An Indian-American sex act performed by a male stripper wearing nothing but an orange triangle on his erect penis. As, in which, the female hiering this professional, has exactly 104 seconds to pour in 2 pounds of maple syrup into his\her anus. And then, dipping in his delicious pancake penis, and then the related sibiling. (if no related being, there are indeed red headed sisters for sale) This mentioned sibiling will then scream wildly as sucking woman's green-dyed vaginal area.

Hey Rabi Beth! After the mosque would you mind hit'n me up a lil' and Phineas your Ferb?

Yea holmes. I just gotta confirm this 13 year old as A Jewish man and then I'll take em to go get some maple syrup! Ja' feel?

by MarianneKatAnnaForEva March 29, 2016

pipe it up

to make things more fun

i just pipe it up

by highfiveghost July 15, 2016

Pump The Pipe

to masterbate. pumping the pipe originates from the ancient art of placing a hand over ones shaft and moving the hand in a linear motion making sure to pull back the foreskin exposing the urethra ready for ejaculating the semen.

A popular misconception of this phrase is doing the same hand motion whilst urinating to give the false impression of a constant stream of clear semen but infact its just piss.

"Dude this morning I missed breakfast and was starving in class so I had to run to the toilet and pump the pipe into my mouth"

by Munchkin Whore March 18, 2010

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

philepedo

The opposite of a pedophile. Perving/lusting after someone older than yourself.

'That boy is such a philepedo'

by Ange23 January 22, 2007