The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.
Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?
Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.
Chick: What’s a pen bitch?
Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.
Chick: What’s a pen bitch?
Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
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