When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz
by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024
Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.
Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!
Ohhhkay?
Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!
Ohhhkay?
Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022
The mental state of a man while pacing around the house or elsewhere, with a fully erect penis. Typically leads to very bad judgment and poor decisions.
"Dude why were you caught in your front yard masturbating"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"
by CatFocks August 04, 2022
by real boyye September 30, 2014
Brad and Chad were so committed to dick waving their muscle cars that it was hard to tell who was a bigger Pecker Princess
by Princesshentai January 16, 2019
by JLDub November 09, 2023
by rawrxduwu August 17, 2018