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Pecker

have you spoke to the new kid, hes a right pecker
by nujon October 27, 2022
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Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.
I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.
by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022
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Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022
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Snow Pecker

The nigger equivalent for Norwegian people.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
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egg pecker

Look at jay baos head, hes got a egg pecker!
by Lisaannsbum November 9, 2021
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Pecker Checker

The proctor that has to watch to make sure you don't cheat on a drug test.
They found birth control medicine in Bobby's piss so now he has to get retested at the Pecker Checker
by Pseudonym jomes November 18, 2021
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Spicy pecker juicing

PHRASE: def: A male masturbating vigorously using Icy-Hot as lubrication.
We replaced out buddies lotion so now he's spicy pecker juicing in the pisser.
by Krackerino November 1, 2021
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