Connor Pecker

The reason people kill themselves and why people have bad days.

Tom was being a real Connor Pecker today.

by Day ruiner August 31, 2016

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Pecker

1. British slang for chin.

2. American slang for penis.

1. Keep your peckers up boys.

2. Keep your peckers up boy.

by DonG63 February 22, 2022

pecker necking

My second ex enjoyed giving head, and when she started cheating on me, I knew that she was pecker necking---a good blowjob.

Honey, have you been pecker necking with Juan?

by Garabaldbastard January 29, 2020

evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.

I talked to evan pecker yesterday

by CJMordecai April 24, 2019

Chinese Pecker Trap

The act of two men violently snoodling to the point foreskins become cohesive and cause the inability to pull apart.

Doctor: What do we have here?
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.

by Ryselin August 5, 2020

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016