park a custard

Means to throw up; hurl

You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up in a few. I gotta go park a custard.

by TheDeathBot June 17, 2008

cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv

I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv

by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020

Parking Vulture

Somebody who waits for a parked vehicle to move from a coveted spot only to move his vehicle to the same spot.

The parking vulture swooped into my spot when I left for lunch

by SlickVik August 16, 2010

Park honey

Random shanks that hang out at the malvern Park, usually small town hotties that peaked in highschool. Also known as dairy Queen hoes when they wander over to the DQ parking lot. Will be typically found skankin around at the party trying to lure an unsuspecting Colfor employee because of their superior manliness.

Holy hell dave saw 5 Park honeys on his walk today! Boy I'd love to get me a park honey after I leave the west inn tonight!

by Forgemaster1 May 27, 2016

Spray Park

Multiple partners participating in a golden shower in a public location.

Me and buddies just drank a 24 pack. Ever been to a spray park?

Person A: How was your vacation?
Person B: Have you ever been to a spray park? it was awesome!

Pickup line:
You look dirty. Ever been in a golden spray park?

by Not.my.real.name June 6, 2010

park the tiger

Here in Australia, an obscure but amusing term for vomiting, usually alcohol-induced.

Tony Greig to drunk yobbo: "If you park the tiger on my Giorgio Armanis your arse is grass... now fuck orf!"

by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2006

takoma park

capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed bumps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.

l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!

by hottness January 12, 2004