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Paper treatment

You grab a peace of paper and fold it by the corner and use it as a shank to give a paper cut to someone’s eyes, nose, gums, tip of a dick, etc. GUARANTEED BLEED 🩸. Any paper is welcome, graph paper, construction paper, and holy shit, sand paper.

Another form of paper treatment is where you grab someone’s skull and crush it so hard, that it crumbles like paper. This one is the most popular.
Billy Loomis: I tied up that fucker to a chair
Sammy Samster: I am going to give him the paper treatment!
*SammySamster proceeds to fucking cut Nash with paper*
by Smile 😐 October 2, 2023
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Paper headass

When a girl is so fuckin flat and pancake ass is far beyond how goddamm flat she is
by Niqqa y March 14, 2019
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Recycling Papers

Taking a paper you submitted for one class and turning it in for another.
Holy shit, man. This is graduate school quality work. Like I don't know what you want to do in life, but you'll be one of the greatest in your fields - (Professor response to an incidence of recycling papers, unbeknownst to him)
by Jeremiah Collins June 1, 2015
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frog paper

Parent 1: “son, we’re getting a divorce”
Parent 2: “it’s true, I have the frog papers right here
by Gr3en1em0n December 15, 2021
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Dirty Paper

"It's just Dirty Paper, I'll make more" replied JoeJoe when Sheriff's Deputies confiscated $65k of His Matress Money.
by Lanny Malone December 2, 2019
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Booger Paper

Anything made of paper that you can blow your nose on such as tissue, toilet paper, paper towels etc.
My nose is dripping, hand me some booger paper, quick!
by dob bobolina November 13, 2010
mugGet the Booger Papermug.

bad paper

what happens when the military gives you a discharge that is less than a fully honorable discharge.
private 1: man did you hear about tim? they gave him a bad discharge an now he has to submit an apeal to have his discharge upgraded!

private 2: little did he know that some bad paper would keep him from being able to do anything else in his life!
by switch1twitch April 21, 2010
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