dieting panties

Panties which are smaller than the intended wearer's current size and intended to serve as motivation for her diet (course of action to reduce body weight, size, or fat) or to serve as a marker of when her diet has achieved its intended goal.

The aspiring ballerina purchased a pair of size double-zero lace panties with a 20-inch waist and said to herself, "I will not eat solid food until I fit into these dieting panties. And even then, I will diet to remain slim enough to fit in them." She eagerly anticipated the feeling of the delicate lace against her glabrous vulva, and her hunger temporarily subsided.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

Pantie Cricket

An evil bug living in a womans Nether Regions. Also: Severe pubic lice.

OHMYGOD! Emily has pantie crickets!

by Morgan39 July 15, 2007

Devil's Panties

A fantastic web comic written by Jennie Breedan (A cartoonist). It is autobiographical, and discusses what has happened in her life since the 8th of October 2001

Devil's Panties: It's NOT satanic porn!

by 2DTom January 16, 2008

Panty Pirate

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of butt pirate for men.

"No dice, man. She's a panty pirate."

by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

Dracula Panties

A pair of panties after a heavy menstrual cycle

Harold was disgusted to find his moms Dracula Panties.

by offwiththeirheads August 28, 2012

Arm Panties

Those totally un-cool arm sleeves that were first worn by professional bicycle riders because they ride from low valleys (hot temps) up to mountain tops (much colder). These removable sleeves can be rolled down to the wrist, or removed & kept in a pocket.

Lately, runners and all sorts of athletes (term used loosely) are wearing these things. Very not cool. Who the hell do you think you are, Lance Armstrong??

While trail running the other day with friends, we saw 2 dudes wearing arm panties. We followed them for miles and gave them un-ending shit.

by runnerDel July 29, 2009

Panty Parade

1. To arouse someone inside their trousers.

2. The wish or craving to be inside someone's trousers.

"That guy has been staring at me for the past hour, I bet I'm giving him a panty parade."

"Wow, that guy is gorgeous.. I'd love to join that panty parade."

by RememberA October 16, 2013