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Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.
oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now
by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025
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panic pussy

When you’re so desperate for some pussy, you panic and call everyone you wanna fuck, until you get laid.
My friend wanted to have sex because he was desperate, he was calling me for some panic pussy”
by Strawberrrries February 7, 2023
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Panic Roll

It's said when your freaking friend is worse at playing Dark Souls than you freaking grandma in a freaking wheelchair with freaking Alzheimer and the only freaking thing he freaking does is to hit the freaking R2 and start to freaking roll until his freaking stamina is out when the freaking boss makes a freaking single move.
Friend: *gets hit thrice and then starts to roll again and again* Yo its too difficult
You: Freaking idiot stop Panic Rolling or ill delete you from Brawl Stars
by Mamellas November 27, 2024
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satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.
The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
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panic

when panic you go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
jack: we have school tommorow, you should panic
ryan: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by nullwastaken October 30, 2020
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Panic Diet

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.
Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.
by Amishdong28 March 22, 2020
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panic fest

a Panic! at the Disco concert

Other meanings:
Several depressed teens having panic attacks in the same room
A panic attack at a P!ATD concert.
"We're going to Panic! Fest this weekend, you coming?"

The room was a complete and utter panic fest.

I had lost my friends; It was a Panic fest.
by sangwoos ur ankles cutely November 10, 2020
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