poking the tooth

(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".

ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.

ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"

(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"

by Scotty Kave October 2, 2009

Poke man

Thine shalt poke men in the genetailia.

“You should go poke man that guy Jeff.”

by The Yoted One September 10, 2019

Grunge Poke

fingering one's partner with intent to damage the innards.

"After Valerie was grunge pokeed she bled anally for six weeks"

by Queer42 March 3, 2009

fish poke

to poke a girl in her ass, generally to her enjoyment.

last night I was massaging Naomi's ass and I was spreading her cheeks, and she was just craving a good fish poke, so I gave it to her. And she said "oooooooooo".

For origins of this term, please refer to the Dutch version of the "Barbie girl" song, it is at the very end.

by fishpoker May 4, 2009

poke-a-diddle

A specific type of poke where everytime you poke someone you have to say Poke-a-diddle!

Me: *pokes someone* Poke-a-diddle!!!

by princesscorty July 24, 2010

poking on face

when you "poke" someone you are saying that you wanna have sex with them

"yeah, we were poking on facebook"
"you really think he wants too fuck you?"
"yeah deffinitely!"

by kriskins February 14, 2009

poke with fish

in cherokee culture, the way of mating....no seriously. im not kidding. go look it up on google or something. and YES that is how u can have sex. dont believe me? go poke somebody with a fish and see what happens! yeah see, you dont wantndo it. thats cuz your afraid im right! ha-ha-freakin-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway what im trying to say is, dont poke people with fish. it could have disastrous consequences. however, feel free to poke yourself w a fish, cuz i want 2 know what would happen

1.
boy: hey look a trout. maybe i'll poke with fish.
girl: get that freakin thing away from me! u ain't my baby daddy!
boy:(pokes anyway, cuz hes a total ass)
girl: crap. thats the third time this week.
(camera zooms out and we see 3 babies sitting around her)
girl: i cannot believe you just freaking fish-raped me!
2.
go poke urself with a fish! i hate u!!!

by thecoolestfreakinpersonever June 30, 2008