pimp cane

An essential tool to the hardcore pimp, while a mere prop for softcore pimps. Hardcore pimps usually tip their canes with gold, an element conducive to manipulation of the pimp field. Unfortunately, softcore pimps think themselves as "above" this and use their wealth to completely plate their cane with gold, or create gold canes outright. This serves no purpose but to cause greater differentiated wealth distribution and suffering in the world. Hardcore pimps understand this, and do only what is necessary to use the pimp force to maintain good and balance in society.

Average dimensions measure 3 feet tall x 2 inches wide x 2 inches deep.

Usually made from a special wood-metal alloy that only hardcore pimps know how to make. Softcore pimps substitute with valuable metals such as platinum or gold.

"Never use your pimp cane to smack that azz!" - Pimp Mommy A

by Pimp Daddy O February 2, 2004

pimp steaks

hot dogs

"Don't burn them pimp steaks, y'hear?"

by mrxinu March 13, 2009

Pimp Hand

1. The hand used to smack your ho's around.

2. The ability to be a pimp who has control over his ho's and brings in mad money as a result.

1. "My hos know that they will get a strong pimp hand if they don't do as I say and bring me cold hard cash hourly."

2. "My pimp hand is strong, that's why I have all this gold jewelry and flashy clothes" - or - "My pimp hand is weak, and my ho's aren't representin'"

by gina November 20, 2003

pimp that shit

when you are told to have sexual relations with a female and someone is concise and explanatory to you.

Mike, Pimp that Shit!!
( refers to having sex with a female)
Dude! he Pimped that Shit till No tomorrow!!!!

by why do you wanna know? May 13, 2005

pimp vision

The potential to be a hoe from a pimp's point of view. A potential hoe does not yet know she is or can be a hoe.

My pimp vision led me to believe that Sarah was hoe potential based on her huge knockers.

by Slimm HD April 17, 2008

PIMP Funny

Pee In My Pants Funny.

While driving to work this morning, I almost had an accident listening to Howard Stern on the radio; he was so damn PIMP Funny.

by suzywoozy July 28, 2011

Pimp Blanket

Next Level "Dressing gown" for Men

When yo woman be taking the piss for wearing a dressing gown you be like..
It's not a dressing gown, Its a PIMP Blanket.

by Pimp Blanket July 15, 2014