ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.

Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked

by oompaloominator March 10, 2010

Paki Ping

When someone has a bad internet connection, often recognized in games.

This guy is lagging, he has a paki ping

by rustamk October 13, 2021

Ping

NOT a sound - a BEAUTIFUL person (also known as Ting). Ping knows all, Tea Queen. If you want a friend that will tell you (and remember) everything you do on a night out, call Ping. She will soberly remember the night for you and you'll be so excited to hear about all the stupid shit you do, because Ping - knows all. She is a fun time.

DO YOU want to know who you drunkenly bit on the dance floor? DO YOU? Ask Ping. She knows. She'll know before you do it.

by JVB1 March 21, 2020

Ping pong driver

On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.

That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!

by namelessfreewaydriver September 29, 2023

Ping

Cocaine
Derived from the feeling one gets when one sniffs a line of that good shit. ahh rush of endorphins PING!!!

I'm looking to score some ping.

by The Original Dubs September 18, 2018

face ping pong

sending pictures of your face back and forth on snapchat without having a conversation.

"cba to reply to all these snapchats, they're all just face ping pong"

"She's always on her phone, face ping ponging people"

by memeslut69 March 27, 2017

hit yo block like ping pong

To hit sumone block to fuck they hynas

Man fuck ya doin
just hit yo block like ping pong. u got a problem ehse?

by real ass foo February 7, 2021