pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.

Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.

by Eolerich May 19, 2018

Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.

"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"

by whosischrist May 21, 2018

Purple Pineapples

When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.

Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.

by Zon157 May 21, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The top of Spongebob SquarePants' house, said by Anix in his video about recreating the Bikini Bottom in Bloxburg.

Those are some tall pineapple hairs!

by Despah June 16, 2020

Pineapple hair

Pineapple hair is green plant strands that grow out of a pineapple's head.

"Look patrick! We we can hide in the pineapple hair!" Spongebob exclaimed.

by lina haha June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The stuff that is on top of a pineapple. And if you searched this up it is either because you are Anix himself or one of his viewers.

Anix: “Pineapple hairs better be on urban dictionary by tomorrow”

by Peachy27262 June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The leaves on the top of the pineapple.

Before cutting the pineapple, I had to cut off the pineapple hairs first.

by An4nya June 16, 2020