pineapple hairs

The stem of a pineapple that looks like a weed.

Hey bro! Did you hear were calling pineapple stems pineapple hairs now

by Cora :) June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

The green stuff on a pineapple

1. Wow! You have great pineapple hairs on your house Spongebob!

2. Anix likes pineapple hairs

by hayley.ray June 16, 2020

pineapple nigga

A hawaiian nigga

Obama is a pineapple nigga

by ChillyMcNilly1 May 17, 2022

Sideways pineapple

In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.

Paul Revere Jr. left a sideways pineapple on my porch. Prepare for battle!

by Optimus0608 January 11, 2022

Pineapple Person

a young male who idolizes the youtuber ishowspeed and grows their hair to resemble SpongeBob's house, a ROBLOX bacon hair noob or the child embodiment of the Island Boys. They sometimes pretend to be black but are often 12 year old white kids who play Da Hood on ROBLOX and chase e thots, but they actually pull no bitches.

"dude look at that kid over there, he looks like a pineapple person"

by shark00hunter November 1, 2022

Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!

YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!

by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

The top of Spongebob SquarePants' house, said by Anix in his video about recreating the Bikini Bottom in Bloxburg.

Those are some tall pineapple hairs!

by Despah June 16, 2020