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Clicky object that is a stress reliver
Aleks: FIJEIFHJEIFNIFEIFJF *Stress noises*
Me: Don't worry, have a pen
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A polite term for syringe or hypodermic needle used to soften the gravity and danger of IV drug use.
Sure, I'll get another sack, but do you have a pen to go with it?
by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015
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Paintbrush/pen

A very pathetic person who is genuinely not likeable.Was friends with him for a few days and then began to see he was an asshole so started to fake the friendship. Genuinely don't like him and he was a bit obsessed with me after i got kicked from a server (thank god,i made fun of so many people behind their back with one of my irl friends lol ((showing my official true colours). This wouldn't have happened if stupid little paintbrush didn't put me on the urban dictionary. But really,its always his fault for everything that happens half the time and the time i used to be 'friends' with him lol
Paintbrush/pen is honestly quite pathetic. Used to be really fun to be around but then ended up being a pain in the arse.
by YouKnowWhoPen. December 25, 2022
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Baloney in the bull pen

Johnny Depp was spewing baloney in the bull pen when he claimed that Amber Heard didn't know what she was talking about when she said that he harassed her.
by REL207 August 15, 2022
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pens fan

the best fan base in the whole NHL
who is that awesome guy oh yeah its a pens fan
by hockeylover87 November 24, 2020
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Pen Cap Chew

Just to add a missing word from the lyrics in Annorexorcist's definition:
Has your concience got to you for building *trends*?
Is that why un-noticing you eat your pens?
I'm not trying to add a new definition for Pen Cap Chew, but there is no way to edit a previously submitted definition!
by Irushforth July 12, 2022
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Pens Pencils Down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 23, 2018
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