paper muncher

Someone who eats paper to build strong leg muscles.

Jaime: I'm so hungry and my legs are feeling weak.

Nicole: Why don't you become a paper muncher.

by Suzie QQ November 23, 2009

Dirty Paper

Illegal cash

"It's just Dirty Paper, I'll make more" replied JoeJoe when Sheriff's Deputies confiscated $65k of His Matress Money.

by Lanny Malone December 2, 2019

bad paper

what happens when the military gives you a discharge that is less than a fully honorable discharge.

private 1: man did you hear about tim? they gave him a bad discharge an now he has to submit an apeal to have his discharge upgraded!

private 2: little did he know that some bad paper would keep him from being able to do anything else in his life!

by switch1twitch April 21, 2010

frog paper

Divorce papers

Parent 1: “son, we’re getting a divorce”
Parent 2: “it’s true, I have the frog papers right here”

by Gr3en1em0n December 15, 2021

Paper Drought

The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.

-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought

-Son, just be a man and use your hand.

by Rinmpit August 7, 2013

Tre Paper

A rich rapper who has a benz and will go out of his way to provide for his family. A great person to be a friend with.

Tre Paper has cool music you should look at it

by ha hhaa May 9, 2009

Booger Paper

Anything made of paper that you can blow your nose on such as tissue, toilet paper, paper towels etc.

My nose is dripping, hand me some booger paper, quick!

by dob bobolina November 13, 2010