When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.
We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.
by CarrieWhite January 10, 2015
When a man with a large gut (fufab) whose belly button hole is deep because he is so ginourmous takes another man's penis into that gapping umbilical hole.
This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.
Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!
This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.
Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!
Sam could not dock with his gay lover because he couldn't find his penis due to his fufab so they improvised and did a little Umbilical Docking.
"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."
"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."
by Ram M. Stein October 05, 2009
A variation on the classic "Space Dock", generally reserved for party situations. Here, one female is chosen to serve as the "fondue pot." One male, who has taken a gentle laxative, shits watery diarrhea into the woman's vagina, thus filling the "space dock fondue pot." Next, each man at the party takes turn in dipping his hard pole into the fondue pot, coverinig it with shit. Finally, each man's partner licks the feces off his shit-encrusted cock, as if it were a chocolate covered banana.
Guy 1: Hey guys, this party is boring, want to play some Jenga??
Guy 2: Hell no, that game sucks. I have to take a big, liquid shit. How about I fill up Suzi's cunt with my ass juice and we have a space dock fondue party?
Guy 1: Now why in hell didn't I think of that?? You're right, Jenga does suck.
Guy 2: Hell no, that game sucks. I have to take a big, liquid shit. How about I fill up Suzi's cunt with my ass juice and we have a space dock fondue party?
Guy 1: Now why in hell didn't I think of that?? You're right, Jenga does suck.
by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell September 07, 2006
by CDM84 April 14, 2021
after turning off the water supply to toilet and flushing all water out of toilet....do your business. thus, turd dry dock. useful for occasions where you want to piss somebody off or just gross them out.
joel- hey mike, did you go to your boss' christmas party?
mike- yeah, that bastard gave me a no-motion so i did a turd dry dock right before i left his house party!
joel- did you do the thing where you unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off and wipe your ass and then roll it back up for the next asshole?
mike- of course!
mike- yeah, that bastard gave me a no-motion so i did a turd dry dock right before i left his house party!
joel- did you do the thing where you unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off and wipe your ass and then roll it back up for the next asshole?
mike- of course!
by dark korner January 13, 2010
Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock
by PsYcHoImoN May 22, 2011
"Last week I put ice cream in this girls pussy and fucked her cuz I was too lazy to go down on her."
"You got to dip n dock her!"
"You got to dip n dock her!"
by Mr. Yes ITriedThisOnce November 26, 2012