David

David is a word you used to talk to someone with a person named John. He really likes when people call him David and are very glad now :)) but who is David I don't know you but you are David 2.0

David what do you do now? David you little gay! Yes I really like David.

by EWNA November 3, 2020

David

Gay and loves boys he will make a guy cum in 1 sec

Guy 1: hey David I wanna talk to you

David: ok sexy mf

by Bsjdbehdjwjdu February 2, 2021

David

David was a guy.

He had a pet pufferfish and a garden.

Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho

by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021

David

David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.

Girl-“Who is that”
Girl 2-“That’s David. Go say hi, You won’t regret it”

by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021

David

The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.

God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.

by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020

David

Amazing, funny, good, creative, amazing engineer, and amazing hockey goalie.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.

omg is that a David

by scubadavestudios January 22, 2020

David

David is a caring, sexy, funny person and may seem very happy but deep down he has this one person he loves and cares for even if he does have a partner he shows his true colors around his close family and friends he has those beautiful hazel eyes that you can see from miles away... he shows he cares and will help you when you’re down but sometimes he gets overwhelmed and mad and does things he regrets even when he says sorry you’re soul just falls in love with him even more and you fall deep into his eyes your very lucky if you have a David in you’re life keep him close!

I love you David🥰

by KC519 January 22, 2020