Oliver Jardine is a very short blonde haired boy from the imaginary Country of Australia; he is very short and will likely gobble up your ankles if approached. AVOID AT ALL COSTS HE IS FATALLY SHORT!!!
I saw Oliver Jardine at the shops today; he was so short and attempted to gobble up my ankles; I was so 😱 😨.
by Hola amigo April 23, 2023
Get the oliver jardinemug. The two hottest guys you will ever meet. Great kissers and they have huge dicks and even bigger hearts. They are lovers but and always say "aye gang gang". You lucky to meet one of them and even luckier to meet both. You will never be unsatisfied when you is around them. They super sexy and are shredded. They will go to prison together but try not to get caught. They isn't homosexual, they homiesexual. They have the best taste in music ever. They main song is Rubbin off the Paint. They got each others back when they horny and when they in danger. They got nice asses and don't do drugs unless the other one does it. They isn't weird, they is not weird and have a nice way of talking. They also have great taste in shows and are great at any video game.
Person: aye wanna come over
Other person: nah bruh I finally get to hang wit miguel and oliver
Person: Lucky ass hoe
Third person: aye i hear one of yall hangin wit miguel and oliver
Other person: Yessir i get to
Other person: nah bruh I finally get to hang wit miguel and oliver
Person: Lucky ass hoe
Third person: aye i hear one of yall hangin wit miguel and oliver
Other person: Yessir i get to
by Ayeganggang September 15, 2020
Get the Miguel and Olivermug. En Innavelet homoseksuell fra Valnesfjord! Dette begrepet brukes jevnlig i frekk sammenheng! Oliver Ingvaldsen har mikropenis og er sykt pedofil!
by ID2B master October 18, 2023
Get the Oliver Ingvaldsenmug. by Big booty cheeks March 19, 2019
Get the OLIVER SMITHmug. A combination of facebook-mom memes and iFunny jokes. Not a used as a compliment. Can be a cause for depression and general discomfort
by barely decent November 27, 2020
Get the Oliver humormug. by lovelaceguy February 18, 2019
Get the Oliver Smithmug. by Conman1516 July 28, 2020
Get the Pulling an Olivemug.