A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.
You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.
Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013
Get the Sneeze Ninjamug. When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.
Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"
by 3 men n a lady April 1, 2017
Get the Sneeze in your snatchelmug. To kill someone (in-game) in a very quick matter of time.
Hanzo in 'Heroes of the Storm' is a very squishy and slow character. So you could kill him within literally a second.
Hanzo in 'Heroes of the Storm' is a very squishy and slow character. So you could kill him within literally a second.
by ACKOON June 21, 2021
Get the sneezemug. by lukatbhs May 31, 2023
Get the sneeze edgedmug. “We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”
“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”
“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”
by HQ DLM February 17, 2024
Get the Sneeze on my cheesemug. when a bigger guy has sex with a smaller guy -- and everyone's afraid that one sneeze would snap the smaller guy in half!
I was out at 440 Sunday night, when this "sneeze and snap" come on to me, obviously wanting some hot sex!!
by sfocuteguy November 20, 2013
Get the sneeze and snapmug. by mixer 2 March 16, 2022
Get the Fake Sneezemug.