by Shane Corbin April 03, 2010
A heavens hot tub is the act of cumming inside a woman’s vagina, laying there after without pulling out and allowing your cock to relax in a hot blend of cum and cunt juices.
Last night after I screwed Betsy I told her to shut up and lay still while I enjoyed a heavens hot tub
by TrialBeRank November 16, 2019
A type of casual, healthy polyamorous group often consisting of two women, one man, and a nonbinary rock star. May require gluten free and dairy free considerations.
by Mage Hands December 03, 2021
by MattDIC818 February 05, 2015
a common post-condition that occurs when you consume friendly libations and proceed to go into a hot tub for an extended period of time and then exit to find unique symptoms included but not limited to: parched mouth, delirium, paralytic mobility, light headedness, dyschronometria and overall sense of drowsiness
"Hey Dan and Rob, I noticed you were drinking earlier.. don't stay in the hot tub too much longer, you may get a tub-e-atosis"
"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"
"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"
"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"
"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"
by Flighty February 01, 2019
When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.
by Nat R. September 06, 2023
by BoboRitch June 02, 2018