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Redshirt Girlfriend

The woman on the sideline ready to jump in the sheets during the week that your wife or girlfriend is on the rag. Similar to a Sancha or the other woman.
Man my girl's ragging again. Time to hit up the Redshirt girlfriend.
by HOLEEFUKS November 17, 2015
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girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.
"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"
by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016
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micks girlfriend

Something that is most likely not going to happen.
Mick dreamed of people saying "I know micks girlfriend"
by JellyBeanIsYummy March 23, 2018
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Adam's girlfriend

Refers to the type of girl who your friend goes out with who appears vanilla, boring and a basic bitch. Often found to be going out with a good looking guy who could do alot better.
Oh wow, have you seen his new girlfriend?! It looks like he went for Adam's girlfriend. I wonder if he has to light candles before they can have sex?
by flakeflair July 16, 2018
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retail girlfriend

Someone who you have a transactional and friendly relationship with who you would love to date but probably never will.
Sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, Lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. For now she was just a retail girlfriend.
by beebix123 December 2, 2013
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girlfriend-zoned

When your girl friend wishes to be married. But the partner refuses to ask her too marry him.
Person 1: how do i get Ben to ask me too marry me.
Person 2: idk. You have totally been girlfriend-zoned
by honky tonka got no donk May 11, 2018
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Girlfriend Powder

Definition: a texture of snow favored by skiers for its quality and consistency.

Function: noun

Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW, USA; the name of this form of snow originates from an analogous description of a former girlfriend described as “slightly dense, but a lot of fun”.
Grinning, Willy dove into a sweet line of untracked girlfriend powder.
by Growlvin September 29, 2012
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