coot of the night

Another term for a prostitute. One that isn't necessarily high class but certainly is cheap but provides a good level of service.

Rachel was so good last night - cheap, cheerful and definitely such a professional coot of the night.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

night nigger

A black person who's skin absorbs roughly 99.999% of all light.

Person 1: Jesus christ, there's a black hole in here!
Person 2: Don't worry; It's just my perfectly spherical night nigger skin trophy.

by I can observe gamma rays October 30, 2019

thong night

Any night of the week, but typically a Friday night when super religious people get frisky and want to spice things up from the normal panties.

Tom couldn’t wait for Friday to come, he was excited for thong night

by clapbackjack May 3, 2022

tub-night

When you're so fucked up that you have to sleep in the tub in fear of pissing yourself, as in piss drunk.

dude 1: man I was piss drunk last night, glad I called a tub-night.

dude 2: you are a loser dude.

by Macmayn October 15, 2013

night lizard

(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.

We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.

by Ambeezy13 December 20, 2017

Fiddle In the Night

Sex.
It's sex.

Andrew: Ryan where the fuck have you been for the last ten hours.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night

Andrew: Ah, I see.

by Future Dictionary April 15, 2019

Night Dash

The act of running down the street at about midnight pissing on the ground. Usually done in crowds.

Yo, we're gonna go Night Dash tonight.

by jiggleworth22 September 2, 2016