Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."
Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.
by QuacksO September 20, 2018
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what next

Used by the losing party In argument to hide shame and it could also be used by an individual trying to be cool in order to shame the opposition
“Johnny I think your fly is open” “ok bro,what next?”

“You know I’m right you just don’t want to admit
“Ok what next?”
by Psychodrama bitch! August 24, 2019
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2 cheesey's 2 sliders next

when you sit in the canteen and listen to the sweet sounds of a whale saying next
oi have a 2 cheesey's 2 sliders next in science
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I got next

what you say when you are having sex with multiple guys and there is only one condom to share.
derek “Let’s do this but i only have one condom.”
gage “I got next.”
by TheRealSexGod November 17, 2017
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next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths
person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE
by James Hardtits July 25, 2022
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Gone Until Next Tuesday

Instead of calling someone a cunt (c u next tuesday) politely, this is a way of calling someone a gunt (Gone until next tuesday). Refer to "Gunt" for proper definition.
by Slaughtrus June 02, 2011
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