Randy nelson

Randy is a legend. He once saved a person from a burning building but nutting all over the fire. He likes to dominate people with his outstanding 70 yard SHlOnG. His nickname is B.A.P. (Big ass pimp).

Randy Nelson once slapped his step sister in the face with his 100 pound gonads because he didn’t like the pasta she made.

by Jennifer short November 9, 2022

Shane nelson

Super sexy and hot

Person: did you see Shane Nelson
Person: yas

by Egg man 69696 June 8, 2022

Heather ann Nelson

A a wonderful smart loving mother daughter and lover she has a big ass that's so nice and she's like and God bless her last week love and health and 18 she's beautiful like she's like older woman but she looks like she's 18 and she's so caring and she's just a twinkle my little eye and I love her

Come here Heather ann Nelson I need you to give me some loving! 👄💝

by The1youwant February 20, 2025

The Nelson Effect

A recent gaming terminology where the player is on a current luck streak when all of a sudden their gaming prowess deteriorates by a factor of *10 for no discernible reason.

I was almost on a 20 kill, kill streak on CoD MW2 until I was hit by the nelson effect.

by Scout5566 February 13, 2020

emilia and nelson

The worlds cutest couple! A relationship that everyone dream of! Emilia and Nelson are so couple goals!

Omg I wish I had a Emilia and Nelson relationship

by Best couples June 14, 2021

Nelsonism

A way of life, an order above all.

A mix of pantheistic values crossed with Jainism.

An art of thinking.

A quote from the Nelsonist, "All matter and cosmos are connected through the beginning of time and both inanimate and animate objects coexist in harmony" -Chapter 1 Consciousness 2017 Nelsonism

by Nelsonism Religion February 27, 2017

Nelson's Nightmare

when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina without shooting it

let's try nelson's nightmare baby ;)))

by coffeenoodles August 24, 2017