guerrilla nap

1) A nap that occurs unexpectedly and without warning

I got home from work today and was overtaken by a guerrilla nap though I was supposed to be meeting my friends

by MadScribe August 29, 2011

Procrasto-nap

A procrasto-nap is a mid-day snooze when there are many other things you know you should be doing. The best procrasto-naps are done while it's rainy and cold.

I should be doing my homework but I'm going to take a procrasto-nap instead.

by Brookie Bombshell November 6, 2012

bush nap

a very short and concentrated nap in a random, most likely obscure, location.

What are you doing in that shrub man?

Just taking a bush nap, bro. Chiefing mad cigs.

by SigmaChay November 21, 2010

chichi nap

When you find the girl (or guy) in the room with the largest breasts and lay on them. If someone yells "chichi nap!" everyone in the room or area must find people with large breasts and lay on them.

*teacher walks out of the classroom*
Guy 1: CHICHI NAP!
Guy 2: Dammit, the token fat chick is out sick today!

by anon, bitches. May 25, 2008

tunnel nap

when you insert your penis in a woman or man's anus then fall asleep with that person

i went out with Jane last evening and when we went back to her house she ask me to tunnel nap with her cause she thought it was romantic

by mongolian mantis April 15, 2009

Joey naps

The most legendary person you will ever meet. Been on that staus since 98,

legend of zelda is on that Joey naps status.

by methaddict September 1, 2010

Flap nap

When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.

Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?

by Capitan Rastrero April 14, 2016