Noodle Knocking

The act of shooting somebody in the head at close range.

"Ain't no driveby's done around here, we strait up noodle knocking man."

by cmescopen January 16, 2009

noob safari

a term refering to there being a bunch of noobs in one given location.

Or, an insult (with very little supporting evidence) suggesting that if you were on safari, you would shoot that person.

Coined by "Smiley". It was originally a Halo game where one team of greater skill would ride in Warthogs and assault the noobs on ground who only carried pistols.

Porthos: Dude, this place is a noob safari.

Smiley: Dude, stop being such a noob safari.

by Craigward January 27, 2007

lol noob xd

Lol noob XD is a remark of laughter, at a inexperienced person.

For example,

First person: oh man , this played just destroyed me in MINECRAFT...
Second person: lol noob XD

by lol noob XD February 12, 2017

nookball

n. a rare phenomenon in basketball whereupon the ball gets wedged in between the side of the rim and the backboard (the nook), resulting in a stoppage of play and a jump ball. Usually caused by a horrible shot, the nookball can also be a deadly weapon in a game of "HORSE."

"Jimmy's NBA dreams were crushed in 3rd grade pee-wee ball, when he fired up a nookball, sending both teams and their parents into a laughing frenzy"

by bennydigital June 24, 2005

Noobalator

(Adj)

1.) Someone who portrays the essence of a Noob.

"Danny is such a fucking Noobalator, he has no idea of whats going on!"

by Lagrungie07 October 2, 2007

Noobonics

1. Noobonics is the language of the geek/nerd/dork or any computer user who thinks he/she is cool (l33t) by T4wK!NG Li3K DiS.

John - Did you meet the new kid in the chat?
Sara - Yeah, but I couldn't understand his noobonics.

by dbieon12 March 8, 2008

NoobKillah

A hacker often noted for having a cunt at his side, Usually banned every 3-4 weeks from GaiaOnline.com.

NoobKillah79
NoobKillah
ll-Noobkillah-ll
Dark-Noobkillah

by Minntteehh January 28, 2009