G'nomie

The cross between you know of me but you are as hell don't know me and I don't like you so sit the fuck down cuz g'nomie

G'nomie so back the fk up before you find out!!

by Wildcard3673 February 4, 2022

broken nokia

A broken Nokia phone is a really rare thing to find because only the strongest things can break it.

Guy 1: OMG IS THAT A BROKEN NOKIA PHONE!
Guy 2: OMG, IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!

by Mr.smiles_XD May 14, 2022

national nookie day

On national nookie day you post your favorite nookie.

happy national nookie day to my nook dana

by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

national nookie day

a celebrated day on june 22nd celebrating the one and only nookie

happy national nookie day!

what are you doing on national nookie day?

by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

Crack your Nokia

To pop one's cherry unexpectedly.

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!

by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018

On a nookie

When a significantly older female who’s just your type decides to fucking text back

Juan Pablo: hey

Beer: hold I’m on a nookie

by Nookie24 February 19, 2026