'Ew. Look over there, that boy has a negative bume. Hit the gym once in a while! Maybe try some Bero and lobster mac and cheese! Start the bulk mate!'
by BigBeroAirConditionerNumber1 March 14, 2025

A narcissist that believes everyone is against them instead of with them. They believe everything they do is wrong, everyone hates them, and that everyone is always talking about them or talking down to them.
Oh John? Don't mind him. He thinks everyone talks crap about him even when we're talking about unicorns. He's a negative narcissist.
by Bookworm Brea May 25, 2018

When you go above and beyond and take on extra tasks, but regardless how kind and helpful you are, the people you are serving hold you in negative regard and only expect you to do more. They label you as lazy to manipulate you into accepting additional tasks. Like Cinderella.
“Excuse me, Miss, you seem to have missed a spot cleaning the floors today. All you must do is stand around. Why aren’t you ever working?”
“Sounds like a case of unconditional negative regard. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.”
“I ordered a hot chocolate with 3 ice cubes. Not 4! You never do anything right.”
“I guess it’s impossible to please you. I have your unconditional negative regard.”
“Sounds like a case of unconditional negative regard. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.”
“I ordered a hot chocolate with 3 ice cubes. Not 4! You never do anything right.”
“I guess it’s impossible to please you. I have your unconditional negative regard.”
by Poet678 November 11, 2024

by inyuasha September 9, 2025

"Look at that fuckboy over there?"
"Ugh, he's even got negative nips"
"Ew, gross, he thinks he has abs"
"Ugh, he's even got negative nips"
"Ew, gross, he thinks he has abs"
by Why you heff to be mad April 12, 2015

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."
Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."
Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
by Zendreon July 14, 2023

A textbook term that explains informal, illogical uses of double negatives when the intention is to convey a single negative in a sentence. This phenomenon goes against traditional English rules and effectively contributes towards the downfall of societal intelligence.
Person 1: "I didn't do nothing".
Person 2: "Did you just say a negative concord"?
Person 1: "What's that"?
Person 2: "It's when you say a double negative when you don't intend to. You don't sound smart when you speak like that".
Person 2: "Did you just say a negative concord"?
Person 1: "What's that"?
Person 2: "It's when you say a double negative when you don't intend to. You don't sound smart when you speak like that".
by BruceyWucey July 9, 2025
