murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)

The last dump I took I got murphied.

by drgymy November 27, 2012

brooke murphy

someone who is beautiful and sweet and belongs to tyler cutts

wow that’s tylers girlfriend brooke murphy

by hahhwbebbtjuvcf August 25, 2021

Luke Quinn Murphy

Big gamer boy who would fuck Michael jordan for 1 pair of Jordan's.

Look at that fat ass Luke Quinn Murphy over there

by Big thicc boy November 20, 2019

Murphy's Law of Attentiveness

Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P

I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Oliver Murphy

An idiot who bullys everyone and has a mullet

Oliver murphy is a bully

by hferugfekehyr November 10, 2020

National hold a Murphy’s hand day

This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best

It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there

by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019

Murphy

A dude that has a bigger dick than any kid named Tyler.

Oh that Murphy kid has a massive dick.

by Rebels1022 May 3, 2019