Montana Sober

A term used to describe someone who is sober from everything except for beer.

Yeah man, I’m Montana Sober, I only drink beer now.

by ayejetski October 19, 2025

Montana Mustang

A man in a dress that passes as a women.

Man i’d love to take her for a ride.
She’ll buck you off bud, that there’s a Montana mustang

by Diquelikkur November 19, 2025

Montana meatloaf

When you fornicate on her cycle and she give you mouth hugs after

Becky better have cooked them beans cause I’m serving Montana meatloaf tonight !

by HuskDirt December 21, 2025

Montana Fuck

A wanna be gangster from Montana that grew up in the suburbs with rich parents.

“He repping blood but he’s a Montana fuck”

“Why is that 16 year old banging, ain’t he a Montana fuck?”

by PsilocybinMonster January 1, 2026

Montana yack pie

Striping naked and burying you face in the ass of a large hairy Mexican cowgirl with dingle berries.

Last night she really wanted to do a Montana yack pie.

by Venusdnotche January 6, 2026

Montana yacklpie

Stripping naked and cumming into the ass of a 400 pound hairy Latina cow girl, “then eating her freshly jizzed in ass that has dingle berries.” Completing the”Montana Yacklpie”

Last night my girl wanted a Montana Yacklpie.

by Venusdnotche January 6, 2026

Montana missionary

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons

“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige

by Sister do January 20, 2025