Mess

A non-standard unit of measurement; usually heard in the Southern US States.

1: "Someone gave me a whole mess of cards."

2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble."

3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."

by BochiZaRasu May 1, 2020

Middle eastern mess

the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.

'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'

Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'

by anonymous August 10, 2025

messed off

Wasted. Squandered. Used inappropriately.

That person messed off the money instead of paying the bills.

by Huck2 July 23, 2020

mess-rage

Experiencing strong angry feelings when looking at unkempt place

The house was in a mess, things were everywhere, I had a mess-rage.

by Dribee December 29, 2016

stop messing around krunt

It's when someone is messing around so you say to them 'STOP MESSING AROUND KRUNT'

STOP MESSING AROUND KRUNT'

by anonymous December 3, 2021

Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022

Mess

Breiana Alexes Cummings

Bre is a mess today

by yellowfever47 November 4, 2020