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Meet and skeet

Greetings exchanged upon one another much like shaking hands but instead of grabbing another mans hand and shaking it you would instead grab his penis.
My school's having a meet and skeet tomorrow; I'll be sure to bring my lotion! :D

Man, I can't believe I forget that man's name with the strong hands at the meet and skeet yesterday.
by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009
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Swap Meet

When two people are in prison, they are forced by gaurds to fuck each other. Hence, SWAP MEAT.
Felix: Hey cell mate, did you hear that?
Mate (Bubba): I think the gaurds are coming!
Felix: Ah shit, hey bubba, grab the vasoline, we are gonna have to Swap Meet.
by KCL September 13, 2004
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Meert Meerten Meet meera meerkat meeting MEER Meerkatting Meeth meetali

Meerkat

Those familiar witht the way Meerkats re-produce will understand where i am coming from. when fucking doggy, interlock your arms across the females body as if about to pick her up, furiously fuck and dump your beans in several seconds....now, do NOT let go simply roll over still clutching the female and sleep untill refreshed...wake up and piss in her bush so she knows she is your teritory...make sure you keep your hands close to your chest and look out for enemies
"i was banging my wife and wanted to sleep so i gave her a meerkat and slept for hours after"
by mrgwordperfect June 19, 2007
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Meerkat

A sex move when you go down on a girl then lift your head up to take a sneaky peek to see if shes watching then burrow back down to lick her bum hole!
by Meerkat Club January 1, 2010
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meeteeka

A hairy species found in the tropical rain forest. It can often be very hard to find because it camouflages with the grass but once you find it, it will cuddle with you like a bunny.
OMG! I just found a Meeteeka! It meeteeked with me.
by Mrs. Icecreamcone1000 August 14, 2017
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meetch

Old Yiddish slang for Pleasure Woman. Typically, someone socially inept... freely trades sex to be accepted or invited.

Slut. A woman with low standards of cleanliness.

Derivative of the word Meech.
1. Be sure to invite her... She's a real meetch.

2. We can use her for entertainment, just keep that meetch in the back room.

3. You may need a bag for that meetch.
by 3821Oxford October 21, 2017
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meeran

THe most amazing girl in the world. A kid named omar is in love with her. Pretty much perfect in all directions, and a guy couldn't ask for more. Although sometimess conceited and weird, and has accidents, but its all good-due to her loving nature.Also a drug that is very addicting.
Omar and Meeran are sitting in a tree..
Omar is addicted to meeran
by Omar Mirza January 27, 2007
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