Maxxing

The act of increasing the volume on speakers, headsets, or stereos in increments to their limit before utter hardware failure while playing very heavy music capable of rupturing ear drums or producing hallucinogenic images.

A.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and..."
Friend 2: "Dude, I tried that and my hair fell out like a week later. I found out I have a malignant tumor on my brain now. 'Twas well worth it."

B.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and...."
Friend 2: "Dude I tried that and my eyes started to bleed and I ruptured my appendix."

by EvasionX2 May 5, 2011

Max

He is not a thicc boi he is slim

wow look at that max he is a loser

by plzboi March 2, 2018

max

a retarded retard that’s wears retarded cologne. he sucks dick and chews the tips off, free circumsision. if max is attracted to a girl her name has to be very feminine with a masculine nickname like, sam. he also is a rich play-boy that totally played two gays and a female by the name of all sam.

person one: max circumsized me and now i’m leaking jizz

by blobfishalberto July 17, 2019

Max

Max’S are always blonde. They are mostly amazing at soccer and basketball but are great at all sports. He is kind of shy but everyone likes him. He makes stupid mistakes and is low key dumb as fuck. Max is a nigger

Damn look at that max

by Dheusux November 3, 2018

max

a fucking white boy

bro have you seen max? hes so white

by travvy patty October 6, 2020

Max

The worst fucking fortnite player on the goddamn planet. Dude plays console and claims he's "a fucking god" but the dude is fucking TRASH. He also like big fat cock in his mouth when he plays, explaining why he is so brutally awful. If you are named max, fuck you.

No max, im not fucking reviving you you fucking trashcan

by LukeBright32 April 22, 2019

Max

The biggest asshole in the universe Dont come across him he has a micro small dick

Hey You are a max

by Dinogamer786_YT November 29, 2018