Ryan Wertenberger
by Demosthenes April 18, 2004
Get the God of Maple Syrup mug.By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.
The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!
The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
by jd January 5, 2005
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by chris edwards December 1, 2003
Get the Marbleass mug.Guy: "You painted your nails yellow"
Girl: " Why can't you just say they look nice, you never give me a compliment."
Guy: "I just did, It's called a manpliment."
Girl: " Why can't you just say they look nice, you never give me a compliment."
Guy: "I just did, It's called a manpliment."
by xwz January 12, 2008
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*Manpliments are completely straight
*Manpliments are completely straight
by Nothing to do October 26, 2009
Get the Manpliment mug.A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.
Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010
Get the Maple Sampler mug.MapleStory, commonly known as MapleDick, is a really gay Anime influenced game created by gay ass Korean game developers especially made for no lives who hibernate from Club Dickhead (formerly known as Club Penguin). Basically a rape MMOPOS(Massively Multiplayer Online Piece Of Shit) that promotes pedophilia and crap. Yeah, "pedophilia" because you have the ability to get married with 40-year old virgins that you've never met. "Crap", because you can buy items based off of shit, Poo stick, Golden Poo hat, etc. Hell, this game should be Rule 34'd, but it probably has been since it's been around for 5 years. That aside, you'll get addicted to it more than you'll get addicted to Marijuana. And if you, that's fine by me, you be happy with your 10+ year old noobs who masturbate to 16-bit pixels all day.
Representing "Pedophilia" in MapleDick(MapleStory):
Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): Hey, you're sexy, wanna get married and have super cyber sex on Skyper.
Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SupehPL0x): Eh, okay. What's Skype?
Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): N-nothing, let's go...
Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SuperPL0x): k
-RAPED-
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Representing faggots who play MapleDick(MapleStory):
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: ZOMFG, dude you gotta suck Nexon's dick with me?
The friend WITH a life: Nah, I got to attend some after school programs.
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: Aww, but it's soooo good. I mean the game is liek awesome. I get to suck Mushroom cock and play Octopus tentacles.
The friend WITH a life: No, man. That's gay. I'll spend my time on things that will benefit me, not a game that will eventually break down and leave me hanging there with a dead character. Okay, the game will die one day, and that day you'll piss yourself to sleep. Either get a life now, or you'll die with the game. Your choice, and if you go berserk, our friendship is over.
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: I'll suck some Nexon dick now!! Tee hee, pfft, lawl, ahahahaha, -licks screen-
The friend WITH a life: I'm done...-hangs up phone and leaves to school-
The friend WITH a life is smart as shit, while the faggot is sucking major cock back there. Don't become a Nexon sex slave...seriously...
Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): Hey, you're sexy, wanna get married and have super cyber sex on Skyper.
Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SupehPL0x): Eh, okay. What's Skype?
Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): N-nothing, let's go...
Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SuperPL0x): k
-RAPED-
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Representing faggots who play MapleDick(MapleStory):
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: ZOMFG, dude you gotta suck Nexon's dick with me?
The friend WITH a life: Nah, I got to attend some after school programs.
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: Aww, but it's soooo good. I mean the game is liek awesome. I get to suck Mushroom cock and play Octopus tentacles.
The friend WITH a life: No, man. That's gay. I'll spend my time on things that will benefit me, not a game that will eventually break down and leave me hanging there with a dead character. Okay, the game will die one day, and that day you'll piss yourself to sleep. Either get a life now, or you'll die with the game. Your choice, and if you go berserk, our friendship is over.
Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: I'll suck some Nexon dick now!! Tee hee, pfft, lawl, ahahahaha, -licks screen-
The friend WITH a life: I'm done...-hangs up phone and leaves to school-
The friend WITH a life is smart as shit, while the faggot is sucking major cock back there. Don't become a Nexon sex slave...seriously...
by TheWisestLad August 16, 2010
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