Maarten

Perfect at being a disappointment

Seldomly listens and puts alcohol before everything els

You should seriously quit drinking everyday you are being a real Maarten

by BAASterd October 9, 2023

Maïatard

Maïatard is someone who is always late and doesn't respect others.

Stop being such a Maïatard

by Alloxore October 17, 2023

Maatu

One of the most kankerous hurensohns I've ever seen in my life, he's straight but he attracts people from all walks of life, likely because he has a V tapir which is a tapir but in the shape of a V, he also was one of the terrorists involved in 9/11, sources say that he rizzed up Osama bin ladin and quote "hit him harder than the planes hit the twin towers", very well accompanied by vivekbenchod nayak who is a very well known chutiya, vivek also gives him a lot of head sloppies with a twist, Mr maatu is the only white Australian-chinese ethnic person to have a bbc witnesses of this monstrosity have said that and I quote "we don't need the twin towers because theres something bigger, taller and darker in maatu's pants" maatu is also also a synonym for mathus, people have said that maatu's have descended from actual super fucking cool aliens who get hot sexy alien bitches which further explains his rizz

Hey look maatu is receiving sloppies with a twist from Vivekananda Bandhan Nayak

by Vivekananda Bandhan Nayak October 30, 2023

Malatic

The word Malatic, is used to describe the placement or force of an object. It can also be used to describe feelings.
Meaning strongly placed or set.

Malatic- Verb
The word malatic means to strongly feel about something. It can also mean a firm placement or strong force.

"This rope is MALATIC against the mast."
"You're really MALATIC about your decision."
"Aren't you a little too MALATIC on this?"

by Hali_2.0 January 24, 2024

maathbp

As in Taylor Swifts song from the album lover “Miss americana and the heartbreak prince”

“Omg Taylor’s song maathbp is so good!”

by Allie (Taylor’s version) November 21, 2023

Mahatma's Revenge

Traveller's diarrhea obtained while travelling in the Indian Subcontinent.

May also refer to diarrhea that inevitably occurs from eating Indian food in the rest of the world.

See Montezuma's Revenge for its Mexican Equivalent.

"Mom wanted to enjoy her vacation in Goa , but she spent most of her trip sharting over a hole in the ground, a victim of Mahatma's Revenge."

"I used to love eating from the buffet at Taj Palace, but every time I go there I get Mahatma's Revenge, and I end up projectile diarrheaing my rogan josh and saag paneer all over the bedspread."

by Greasers Stay Gold February 12, 2024

Maatka

1: Between good and bad, mid, middle of the road, decent.
From ancient Egyptian words ma'at and ka. (Goddess of truth, and word for lifeforce/double respectively.)
2: Indian name meaning truth/law, primarily used as a last name, most common in Algeria.
Origin unknown.

The food was maatka.
Hi, my name is Maatka.
Maatka's food is maatka.

by Rogan Williams April 20, 2024