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Kerosene Male

A male with similar traits to a Sigma male, however is made entirely of dead shrubs and other flammable foliage. They lay their spawn by squatting onto a tree and laying a large embryo, out of which hundreds of grape-sized Kerosene Males will emerge after a couple weeks. Kerosene Males like to frolic in dusty meadows and overrun small towns, slaughtering innocent adults and children without mercy. When they pass away, Kerosene Males stand calmly in place and wait until they become a leafy, yellow and rotting monument of their existence.
“A Kerosene Male emerged from the forest and devoured my newborn son this morning, I suppose this might be a problem”
by Chicago Male October 1, 2022
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Male tits

If you know any Andrews, they probably have them
by Hi489 December 3, 2018
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Alpha male

In nature, some animals, like wolves, have an "alpha male" in their pack. The alpha male is the one who leads the pack, makes sure it's fed, etc. The thing is though, this only happens when the pack's environment changes dramatically, like if they're put in a zoo. There is a group of (human) people who don't get this though and call themselves "alpha males", i.e "manly". They usually think they're much better than everyone else. The "hierarchy" goes like this in their head;

Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes

Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

It's just cringe
Lmao he thinks he's an alpha male, that's so fuckin' cringe lol
by POTUS Official December 13, 2021
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Donda Male

The rarest type of Male. There are approximately 2 Donda males in the world, one of them being Kanye West. The Donda male stands higher than Sigma in the hierarchy.
-This dude is just repeating “Donda, Donda, Donda” the whole day.
-Bro, I think he might be a Donda male.
by GreedyNose1034 September 13, 2021
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Riley(male)

Used to refer to someone who is HIM
He's Riley(male)
by GABIMARU THE SAIYAN May 30, 2023
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Xeno Male

A male that has been an infected by a virus of extra-terrestrial origin and so is no longer confined to the traditional human socio-sexual hierarchies of Alpha, Beta and Gamma males. He cares not for sex or status and seeks only delicious flesh to satiate his xenomorphic hunger.
I went on a date with Chad last night, and he tried to lay his eggs in my brain again. He's such a Xeno Male.
by Spudhole February 26, 2021
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Combine Male

The Combine Male is one who assimilates with the entirety of all those that consider themselves combine: In Essence he has no defining qualities other than Combine i.e.; Assimilating all into the whole, generally having a lack of emotion, and a strong hatred of lambda males. He's the kinda guy that would browse 4Chan on a habitual basis.
Have you seen That Combine Male, Telling everyone to pick up cans and ranting about this Freeman guy?
by Wizmaster Home Video June 30, 2021
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