A great movie about a monster who makes friends with a French singer, based on The Phantom of the Opera, except the French girl, Lucille, is the Svengali.
Leona: Have you seen A Monster in Paris?
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!
by SuomiSverigeNorge April 20, 2018

Poodle132: I went to the store yesterday and I fell.
Narwal6: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOlOLOLOLOLOLoOLOLoLOoLoLOLOL
Poodle132: It wasn't really that funny.
Narwal6: LOL
Poodle132: You Lol Monster.
Narwal6: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOlOLOLOLOLOLoOLOLoLOoLoLOLOL
Poodle132: It wasn't really that funny.
Narwal6: LOL
Poodle132: You Lol Monster.
by Wumpudu September 4, 2010

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.
Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”
*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”
*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*
by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021

fuck! those kizzy monsters just sold my valkyrie helm!
These kizzy monsters are really babooning right now!
These kizzy monsters are really babooning right now!
by Kizzy Monster February 21, 2022

by Stugots84 June 22, 2015

They're the monster that hides under your bed and gives you anxiety. They're usually also known as depression. The biggest thing is that they hide them selves as your best friend.
by Anxiety Monster April 22, 2020

Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."
Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."
Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."
by vogonjoe March 19, 2014
