Minecraft 

Minecraft is a game where deforestation and slaughter houses are common and actually are needed

The player destroys everything and leaves anything where ever he pleases
The players fight and kill each other
(It’s all true)

Let’s play Minecraft

Oh ok let me check on the cows
Get me some leather while your there then we should fight
Ok

Minecraft by PhoenixPlanet April 1, 2021

Minecraft 

The best game ever made

Wow, Minecraft is the best game ever made

Minecraft by DarkWolf4350 April 3, 2021

Minecraft 

Lifeless as all fuck with devs that don’t support it properly

The inferior version of terraria

Weirdo: hey want to play some minecraft

Me: GTFO play terraria

Minecraft by THEFINALCHAPTER April 6, 2021

Minecraft 

A sandbox game, very fun.
Placing and destroying blocks, and mining.

1. Also try Terraria.
2. Emelard... oh DIAMONDS!
3. Lets go! *press spacebar* MINECRAFTER?

Minecraft by Das a lotta DAMAGE April 8, 2021

minecraft 

dying game

minecraft is a dying game

minecraft by kyllolol April 8, 2021

Minecraft 

A game that has raised many Children and made people happy thank you minecraft

Minecraft is holy

Minecraft by Crater price April 13, 2021

Minecraft 

A game of the Gods

Person 1: Hey whats your favorite game?
Person 2: Minecraft!
Person 1: *bows down*

Minecraft by Dababy89 April 28, 2021