text message breakup

The ultimate sign of disrespect in the modern world. Might as well slap them across the face with their own hand made belt that used their own back skin. Then you will also be looked down upon by your friends and you ex's friends for most likely. Ever.

text message breakup:::::: that man ho he txt msg BO with me. (army of people with weapons outside of his house) @!#$@#$@# you #$%%%$
#@

by Jake ST January 14, 2008

GameFAQs message boards

The heroin of the internet, bad, but so addicting. Full of pervs, trolls, suck-ups and general assholes.

Standard GameFAQs topic:

Poster 1: Guys, I neede your help. My parents are in hospital, and I feel bad that I wasn't there for them.
Poster 2: CRAAAWLIGN IEN MYYY SKIIINN
Poster 3: lolwtf ur agnstie u shud lissn 2 NFG n cut ur wrizts 2 Gud Charlett!!!111
Poster 4: OMG U MISSPELL'D 1 WURD GO AWEY U TORLL!!111111!!!1
Poster 5: This message was deleted at the request of a Moderator or Administrator
Poster 6: gawd ur suech a troell WTF?!111
Poster 7: did u seckz em in ohspitel??!?!?!//11
Poster 8: ur paerentz desirv 2 dye cuz tehy made u OLOLOLLLOLLOLO!!!11
Poster 1: Um, OK, you guys reading this should learn that asking for serious advice on GameFAQs would be the biggest mistake you'll ever make in your life.

by VCK June 27, 2005

GameFAQs Message Boards

Yeah. It's basically hell in internet form. GameFAQs Moderators suspend you for voicing your opinion. The dictator, CJayC, is an asshole who can't even create an original "Poll of the Day" and ends up recycling them like paper. The gaming boards are runned down with fanboys and trolls, while the social boards are just full of immature fags. Please. Save yourself time and your life by never going here.

GameFAQs is the work of Satan and an asshole named CJayC.

by Justin H. April 29, 2005

massagie

massage with a happy ending.

I'm tired meeting these broke girls at the clubs, lets go get a massagie

by slimatvo June 17, 2008

away message trick

when you are on Instant Messenger and put your away message on so you choose who you want to talk to so the douches you dont want to talk to wont talk to you

Annoying Kid: Hey
Auto Response from You: I am Away from the Computer.
meanwhile...
Cool Kid: Hey
You: Hey, I'm using the away message trick so I don't have to talk to douches.

by The Kaskie August 16, 2006

away message

A new way of subtly communicating to people, often in the form of song lyrics, quotes, and other things you don't want to say directly to someone else but need to get across.

This girl I knew would always stalk my away messages, so I put one up about being out with my girlfriend so she'd leave me alone.

by Grathol April 12, 2005

massapequa

Massapequa.. i mean it's fun sometimes but you can't forget. You have the assholes, jerks, bitches, sluts, BULLYS. It's horrible. That group that everyone calls "popular" no one cares about them anymore in highschool but they still think they're the shit, so they bully people and talk shit, and embarrass you and anything to make your life hell if you annoy them. Even if they have no idea who you are.. The girls are the worst, there is 80% of girls who are pure BITCH, stuck up & nasty. a fuckin bully too.. Most of the pequa girls are all sluts, literally. Biggest slut town. The guys, again the ones who think they're the "shit" are the assholes. When the stare you down, and they talk shit, bully you, just do stupid shit. Yea, that's pequa alright. I live here and I hate it. I'm pretty up there but still it sucks. OH AND half of pequa is all talk, specially the class of 2015. they won't do shit to you. but yea, this town sucks...

Massapequa people are mean

by an0nnnn October 27, 2012