Male mouth

Pole hole.

Gay person 1: Let me stick it in your mouth ;)

Gay person 2: Wtf no.

Like what the hell do you want from me? A male mouth is a second option for a gay man

by Men that likes men June 13, 2022

Grugma Male

A grugma male is the most dominant male even more than the sigma male, they become a grugma male from being different. When you help someone and cut them down. now that's a grugma male.

"Hey you want me to help you with your groceries?" "Sure" *runs away with groceries* "John your such a grugma male"

by Aden-cord April 27, 2022

Kerosene Male

A male with similar traits to a Sigma male, however is made entirely of dead shrubs and other flammable foliage. They lay their spawn by squatting onto a tree and laying a large embryo, out of which hundreds of grape-sized Kerosene Males will emerge after a couple weeks. Kerosene Males like to frolic in dusty meadows and overrun small towns, slaughtering innocent adults and children without mercy. When they pass away, Kerosene Males stand calmly in place and wait until they become a leafy, yellow and rotting monument of their existence.

“A Kerosene Male emerged from the forest and devoured my newborn son this morning, I suppose this might be a problem”

by Chicago Male October 1, 2022

Alpha male

In nature, some animals, like wolves, have an "alpha male" in their pack. The alpha male is the one who leads the pack, makes sure it's fed, etc. The thing is though, this only happens when the pack's environment changes dramatically, like if they're put in a zoo. There is a group of (human) people who don't get this though and call themselves "alpha males", i.e "manly". They usually think they're much better than everyone else. The "hierarchy" goes like this in their head;

Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes

Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

It's just cringe

Lmao he thinks he's an alpha male, that's so fuckin' cringe lol

by POTUS Official December 13, 2021

Chair Male

A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.

Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.

by medium_dipper October 9, 2021

Donda Male

The rarest type of Male. There are approximately 2 Donda males in the world, one of them being Kanye West. The Donda male stands higher than Sigma in the hierarchy.

-This dude is just repeating “Donda, Donda, Donda” the whole day.
-Bro, I think he might be a Donda male.

by GreedyNose1034 September 13, 2021

swag male

like a sigma male but WAY cooler.

TIM: "I'm a sigma male B)."
MOBY: "Oh yeah? Well, I'M a SWAG MALE B))))))."
TIM: "Oh shit."

by professional yo mama male July 13, 2021