A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.
Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.
I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.
Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male
Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.
Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male
Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.
by PC Slayer Sword December 14, 2022
A male with similar traits to a Sigma male, however is made entirely of dead shrubs and other flammable foliage. They lay their spawn by squatting onto a tree and laying a large embryo, out of which hundreds of grape-sized Kerosene Males will emerge after a couple weeks. Kerosene Males like to frolic in dusty meadows and overrun small towns, slaughtering innocent adults and children without mercy. When they pass away, Kerosene Males stand calmly in place and wait until they become a leafy, yellow and rotting monument of their existence.
“A Kerosene Male emerged from the forest and devoured my newborn son this morning, I suppose this might be a problem”
by Chicago Male October 01, 2022
Gay person 1: Let me stick it in your mouth ;)
Gay person 2: Wtf no.
Like what the hell do you want from me? A male mouth is a second option for a gay man
Gay person 2: Wtf no.
Like what the hell do you want from me? A male mouth is a second option for a gay man
by Men that likes men June 13, 2022
The "Gavin Brennan Pearse " Males are at the very top of the male socio-sexual hierarchy, Above the notorious sigma male.
A GBP male can be quoted as answering "don't know" to any question posed, A GBP male does not divulge personal information to those of lower socio-sexual standing Commonly stating "none" when asked about personal subjects.
A GBP is ALWAYS forklift certified.
A GBP must instigate 2-3 fights daily.
A GBP must ALWAYS have the blood of his enemies on his face.
A GBP is forbidden to wear a shirt with a collar properly
A GBP male Must always challenge any sigma nearby to a brawl to the death.
A6 GBP male doesn't need to lookmaxx, he is already peak male performance.
A GBP male does not shower to preserve their natural pheromones to attract men as women are of a lower social standing.
A GBP male may only reproduce with other GBP males through rough femchad furry sex
A GBP male can be quoted as answering "don't know" to any question posed, A GBP male does not divulge personal information to those of lower socio-sexual standing Commonly stating "none" when asked about personal subjects.
A GBP is ALWAYS forklift certified.
A GBP must instigate 2-3 fights daily.
A GBP must ALWAYS have the blood of his enemies on his face.
A GBP is forbidden to wear a shirt with a collar properly
A GBP male Must always challenge any sigma nearby to a brawl to the death.
A6 GBP male doesn't need to lookmaxx, he is already peak male performance.
A GBP male does not shower to preserve their natural pheromones to attract men as women are of a lower social standing.
A GBP male may only reproduce with other GBP males through rough femchad furry sex
by OisínsLeftTestical October 09, 2023
A male that has been an infected by a virus of extra-terrestrial origin and so is no longer confined to the traditional human socio-sexual hierarchies of Alpha, Beta and Gamma males. He cares not for sex or status and seeks only delicious flesh to satiate his xenomorphic hunger.
I went on a date with Chad last night, and he tried to lay his eggs in my brain again. He's such a Xeno Male.
by Spudhole February 26, 2021
by professional yo mama male July 14, 2021
A male that has risen beyond both yogurt and alpha males, one which has learned the true meaning of cuandus. If one does not know what cuandus means, they will be laughed at by the Cuandus Males, who are well aware of their dominance and superiority for being aware of the meaning of cuandus. To a cuandus male, sex is cool but virginity is cooler. They do not waste their time with women and instead favor men of similar statures. Once one becomes a Cuandus Male, Cuandus becomes their way of life, in all forms. They start to emanate an energy known as Cuandus Male energy, which radiates dominance. It makes all nearby Alpha Males submissive and breedable by comparison.
by soup tyrant February 22, 2022