When your not a virgin anymore because had sex for the first time. But before you want to lose it here's something you should know: Lose it to someone that you trust, love, and care about.
Jen: Mary! I just Lost my virginity at the party!
Mary: Oh who?!
Jen: Your brother...
Mary: But he's 19 and you're 16
Jen: I know but I couldn't resist!
Mary: Before I ask my brother, what did you guys do?
Jen: I rode him, and then he got on top of me! He stopped when my legs were shaking and when I had to pee so bad! He lasted for almost 2 hours, he's a legend!
Mary: Jeez!
Jen: Then he ate me out for 30 minutes, he was so turned on; so, I gave him a handjob. But he suggested that I gave him a blowjob instead, which was hard because his dick was 11 inches and I nearly choked!
Mary: TMI!!!! (Too much info)
Mary: Oh who?!
Jen: Your brother...
Mary: But he's 19 and you're 16
Jen: I know but I couldn't resist!
Mary: Before I ask my brother, what did you guys do?
Jen: I rode him, and then he got on top of me! He stopped when my legs were shaking and when I had to pee so bad! He lasted for almost 2 hours, he's a legend!
Mary: Jeez!
Jen: Then he ate me out for 30 minutes, he was so turned on; so, I gave him a handjob. But he suggested that I gave him a blowjob instead, which was hard because his dick was 11 inches and I nearly choked!
Mary: TMI!!!! (Too much info)
by idk_go away June 24, 2020
Get the Lost my virginitymug. Lost My Wallet: When you are so stressed over something, that you freak out, or are on the verge of freaking out. A more angry, short term version of losing your marbles.
Bill "Mate, whats up, you seem stressed."
Ted "Aye pal, just been on Jeremy Kyle, found out that kid ain't mine"
Bill "Ah balls, how ya feel?"
Ted "How ye think? I've fucking Lost My wallet lad."
Example 2
"Mate if you don't piss of now, I'm gonna nut ye, cos I am literally about to lose my wallet.
Ted "Aye pal, just been on Jeremy Kyle, found out that kid ain't mine"
Bill "Ah balls, how ya feel?"
Ted "How ye think? I've fucking Lost My wallet lad."
Example 2
"Mate if you don't piss of now, I'm gonna nut ye, cos I am literally about to lose my wallet.
by SFWI85 April 10, 2011
Get the Lost My Walletmug. This is the place where people from the Lost Media Archive broke off and made their own website to write about pieces of lost media. This website is less of a mess and isn't ran by snot-covered children who are looking for lost episodes of their favorite Nick Jr. show.
Did you hear about the lost on-air suicide footage of Christine Chubbuck? You should check the Lost Media Wiki.
by Crimmmmmm March 1, 2017
Get the Lost Media Wikimug. A love that never reached it's full potential. That both people felt but may have never communicated fully to the other. That if again found, may truly be the love of a lifetime..
by Sallykgts September 23, 2015
Get the long lost lovemug. An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.
"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."
by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018
Get the lost cat rulemug. by Mac11Glocks&9s May 22, 2021
Get the I lost absolutemug. Josh got angry and lost his nappy
Stop being a douche and put your nappy back on
Calm down and don't lose your nappy
Have you lost your nappy?
Stop being a douche and put your nappy back on
Calm down and don't lose your nappy
Have you lost your nappy?
by Lord Crimble December 22, 2009
Get the Lost your nappymug.