by TheBossExtreme September 11, 2013

by righteous kill July 2, 2009

Temporary pseudo-muscles that one acquires while drunk. Usually accompanied by a feeling of invulnerability and lack of foresight.
by JJMcGruff November 30, 2010

A drink invented by Robert Langdon Quinlan which consists of a particularly potent combination of equal parts Jameson's Irish Whiskey and Monster Energy Drink.
by quinny626 April 22, 2011

When i piss next to my friends we always play liquid swords, but it sucks when my shoes get wet and I smell like piss at the bar.
by pecker peeker December 13, 2012

by KagexGetsUMad August 1, 2011

The smoothest thing known in human existence. Nothing rivals it's unequaled smoothness. It's main usage is to connote something supremely awesome by inferring that said awesome thing is even smoother.
"Holy balls, that guitar is smoother than liquid tits!"
"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."
"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."
by Smeg Thooney March 25, 2011
