Labrador Boyfriend

The opposite of the macho stereotype that men "think" women want. He's always pleased to see you. He's loyal, sweet and fun. He's totally unbothered by what other men think of him. Basically, he's a keeper.

He doesn't mind saying "I love you" in front of his guy friends. He's adorable, like a Labrador boyfriend!

by Laura_Palmer February 27, 2024

Laboofery

(Noun) when you have been bamboozled to an extreme degree, often in a comedic manner.

"This got girl gave me her number but it was just the number to a phone sex hotline. I call laboofery!"

by The Labooferist March 2, 2024

LaBosching

When two men cuddle together in a non-sexual way.

James and Andy were LaBosching together as I walked in the door on a chilly evening.

by HotDog Head March 10, 2024

Laboni

Smells really bad looks very ugly can make you feel sick and disgusted in yourself.

They make me feel sick it must be Laboni

by Chunkymonkey128 March 30, 2024

Labradoodle

A derogatory term for a Caucasian person.

“That Brian guy is corny and way too excited about everything.”
“Yeah he’s a bit of a labradoodle isn’t he?”

by R!5k0n3 April 1, 2024

Laboomka

When you suicide bomb the President of a european nation while ejaculating inside his/her anus.

I will soon laboomka the president of Latvia.

by Ornask June 7, 2024

Labour is the source of all wealth

A statement uttered by Marxists infected by the spectre of Lassalle. This notion completely ignores the fact that nature contains use-values, which Marx notes in his "Critique of the Gotha Programme". (quite literally the first page)

Person 1: "Labour is the source of all wealth"
Person 2: "Lassalle, you je-

by AgainstTransHate June 26, 2024