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kill all and leave

A solution to all your problems
P1: This math problem is hard
P2: Just kill all and leave
by Faiahball October 14, 2022
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Leaves in the gutter

The act of stuffing toilet paper between one’s butt cheeks to prevent a shart from soiling your underwear.
Dave: I have a bad case of bubble gut. I almost shit my pants.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.
by BLiv July 16, 2025
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baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.
Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."
by Grandsire May 4, 2020
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Leaving Storybrooke

the series finale of the American fantasy-drama series Once Upon a Time. It is the twenty-second episode of the seventh season and the 155th and final episode overall.
TV Fanatic gave Leaving Storybrooke a 4.2 out of 5 stars.1 Justin Kirkland of Entertainment Weekly gave the episode a B−, noting: "Gather your tissues, kids, because this is the last chapter of Once Upon a Time
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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Put a bitch on ya shoulders
Wear her legs as a necklace
Bro, shawty thicc asf. I'm tryna throw her up in the air and leave her there.
by NY Slang Definitions March 19, 2024
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Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009
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Leaving the dog out to dry

Leaving one's penis outside of the presumed atire, solo (a.k.a. sans balls).
Leaving the dog out to dry is a euphemism which can be defined as, leaving one's penis external from the assumed attire.

In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.

Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?
by Dave1256 March 7, 2024
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